Brandweerman dag!

Ja en daar stuur die skool ons nou die dag om an 'n kompetiesie deel te neem by die brandweer stasie te Farnborough Airport. Soos julle kan sien was dit hope pret en ons het skoonskip gemaak - soveel dat dit nie regtig 'n kompetisie was nie maar eerder net pret. Ons het:

1. Met swart maskers 'n opsticale course gedoen.

2. Mense in 'n rook gevulde huis gaat soek en uitegedra as 'n span - ware fire fighter moves en al.

3. Geblindoekte dinge gedoen met radio instruksies

4. Geleer om as 'n span 'n vuur te blus - ek was die hydrant man - die ou wat die deksel oplig en die kraan inskroef en dan skree " Hydrant go" o ja ekt ook die kraan moes oopdraai met my moerse spiere!

Soos julle kan sien was my "spiere" te veel vir die uitrusting en kon ek nie als antrek nie!

Pieter

Bro Code

The completed bro code guide and covers all skips in the article that were not covered in any episode of how i met your mother... Created by Barney Stinson and compiled and finished and partially written by joel johnson... special thanks to some fellow bros on face book and this one site about how men are suppose to behave...

i would also like to thank my best bro's mike and brian for inspiration..

remember bros before hoesfPreamble to the Bro CodeOnce the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.

Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights.

If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.

Article 1: Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Article 2:Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

Article 3:If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.

C. Is you're buddy's sister. However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.Article 4:Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

Article 5:You must never own a cat.New amendment to this rule:

A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Article 6:If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows: 1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).2. Your acquaintances. 3. Your co-workers. 4. The mailman. 5. The UPS guy. 6. NASA. 7. John Kerry.....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

Article 7:You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Article 8:Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Article 9:If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Article 10:There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Article 11:If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Article 12:Standard shotgun rules are as follows. A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car. B. Shotgun must be called outside. C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Article 13:NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

Article 14:It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Article: 15:Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Article 16:Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

Article 17:When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

Article 18:Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Article 19:Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

Article 20:Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Article 21:In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Article 22:A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time

Article 23:A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Article 24:Men do not lie about their age.

Article 25:A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Article 26: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."

Article 27:A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag

Article 28:A Bro should never go tanning.

Article 29:No Bro should dye their hair

Article 30:A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Article 31:A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

Article 32:A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Article 33:A Bro should not speak more than two languages. Unless1. He has lived for a minimum of 9 months in a country whose main language is one of those languages2. He uses the extra language as a means of picking up women who only speak that language3. His job requires him to know more than 2 languages4. It is a means of only to impress women and nothing elseIf in the occurrence that a Bro knows more than 2 languages, it is the given right for said bro to invite other bros to parties where this language is spoken, having said bro escort and be the official bilingual wingman.

Article 34: Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Article 35:A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Article 36:A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat. A

rticle 37:A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Article 38:A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Article 39:A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Article 40:A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Article 41:A Bro should never wear a blouse. A

rticle 42:If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Article 43:A Bro should not wear crocs.

Article 44:A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Article 45:A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Article 46:A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines

Article 47:A Bro should never rollerblade

Article 48:The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Article 49:If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

Article 50:A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Article 51:A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Article 52:No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Article 53:A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Article 54:No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Article 55:No Bro should wear girl jeans

Article 56:A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 58:If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Article 59:One Bro makes a solo attack.A Second Bro provides a crutch,A third Bro rounds out the pack,But a fourth Bro is one too much

Article 60:Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Article 61:A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Article 62: In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcomeA

rticle 63:In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Article 64:A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

Article 65:A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

Article 66:If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Article 67:Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

Article 68:If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

Article 69:No Bro should ever get a pedicure

Article 70:A Bro should never highlight his hair.

Article 71:A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.

Article 72:A Bro should never sing show tunes.

Article 73:A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Article 74:Two men should not share an umbrella.

Article 75:A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Article 76:A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Article 77: A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.

Article 78:A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Article 79:No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.

Article 80:A Bro may never seek entertainment from professional women's sports. Unless said entertainment be comedic or physical e.g. gymnastics, beach volleyball

Article 81:What happens between bros stay between bros...also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule

Article 82:If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Article 83:A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Article 84:Love thy neigh-Bro

Article 85:No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Article 86:If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Article 87:A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.

Article 88:Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Article 89: "A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro,

ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Article 90:No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-rides

Article 91:When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Article 92:When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Article 93:If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Article 94:Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.

Article 95:Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking

Engeland game die naweek

Ja en daar gaat ek saam met die kinders om Argentinie teen Engeland te kyk en nie in die beste buie val ek in die pad gewapen teen die storm reen! So uur en 'n half van Canada Water, een tube, 'n trein en lekker loop bring my to by die stadion waat ek staan en kuier saam met die manne voor die game.

Wou nie my SA serpie ansit nie vanwee Vrydag aand se result en ek vleg toe maar saam met die INgelse ondersteuners en stem saam dat ummm en Ahhh die game gan gebeur en so meer!

Op die paviljoen gekom is daar so A3 postertjie en die meen dat as ons nou klaar vir die Queen gesing het dan staat steek ons daai postertjie in die lig en dan is daar woorde wat nou sal uitkom... Die doen ons ook en ons maak mooi so en die woorde in wit lyk te pragtig tussen die pers plakate wat ons opsteek van agter die pale.

Hulle skop af en ek begin kyk... dit was seker twee minute voor die eerste papier vliegtuig - gemaak van daai A3 karton sy vlerke vind en na onder sweef! Ha ne! Daar begin die mense airplane vou en die skare cheer vir die wat die gras haal en die wat dit amper haal. Die manne gooi en die goed crash tussen die skare in en ons koes - die voukuns verbeter en dis nie te lank voor die speler begin koes nie!

Die goed vlieg tussen die pale heen en een maak tot die halflyn en die aankondiger maan oor die goed en die mense cheer want die vallende vliegtuie is meer fun as die rugby! Ek probeer hard konsentreer want dis nie elke dag wat mens darem op Twickenham kom nie maar elke nou en dan cheer ek ook paar 'n besonderse tallentvolle vliegtuigie! Die Ingelse skop en ek cheer hulle dan hol die Argentyne en stilletjies cheer ek hulle ook!

Die gam was lank en nie te goed nie maar mens was daar vir jou vliegtuie! Nie net daai wat oppad Heathrow toe is om te land nie!

Pieter

Nuwe Springbok fliek en die Kiwi's se suur drywe - lees kommentaar!

The Shawshank Redemption star is working with Clint Eastwood and Matt Damon on a film about South Africa's Rugby World Cup triumph
By SERENA KUTCHINSKY - Thursday, October 29, 2009

Matt Damon plays Springboks captain Francois Pienaar
Hollywood great Morgan Freeman, 72, plays Nelson Mandela in a film about South Africa's Rugby World Cup triumph.
The film Invictus is directed by four-time Oscar winner Clint Eastwood and also stars Matt Damon as Springboks captain Francois Pienaar.
The epic is due for UK release in February 2010 and tells how Mandela, 91, seeks to unite his racially divided nation through sport.

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South Africa (The Springboks) have never been an "underdog" nation in world rugby and in 1995 they were also the host country and favourites to win the cup! As for the previous comment from "A Black", we all know the All Blacks have never ever lost to a better side they are simply cheated out of their rightful god like status!

- Steve Batty, Sidcup, UK.

This is a great tribute to a great team and a nation that has come a long way, and what planet do you come from saying they were poisoned...... If the All Black players were in fact poisoned they would have lost by a lot more than 3 points in extra time. Look at the history books, the Springbok team were one of the most if not the most feared rugby teams in the world at that stage.

- Sa Man, Sheffield

Might have to show Suzy poisoning them before every world cup? Don't be such a poor loser mate! Just look at the past season and you will know they are the World Champs! Go Bokke!

- Pieter Van Zyl, London

will the movie feature Suzy the waitress poisoning the New Zealand team so the Springboks could win?- A Black, Invercargill, New Zealand

Ons help Pierre trek!

Soos in die ou dae help ons die naweek mos vir Pierre (my neef) trek en dit was skouer an die wiel vir 'n goeie 48uur! Meer kan ek nie deel nie - behalwe die feit dat ek 'n parkeer kaartjie gekry het en afgetrek is deur die Cops in een dag!

Net in Pretoria!

'n Man stop langs 'n dogtertjie wat terugstap huistoe na skool. "As jy Inklim sal ek jou 'n suigstokkie gee." Die dogtertjie hou net aan loop.Die man ry stadig agter haar aan. Weer sê die man"As jy inklim Dan gee ek Jou hierdie hele sak suigstokkies!" Die dogtertjie draai om en sê: "Pa, Ek het al hoeveel keer vir jou gesê, ek ry nie in die Cortina met 'n Blou Bul vlag aan nie!!"

Dom dinge!

Dan spot mense my oor al die dinge wat ek nie wil doen nie! Kyk na die foto's van die haai en dan besef jy waarom mens nie in die see moet swem nie! Daar is MASSIEWE GROOT dinge wat jou kan byt!

Somerklasse vir mans

SOMERKLASSE VIR MANS......by die Volwasse LeersentrumLet wel: Weens die moeilikheidsgraad, word klasgroottes tot maksimum agtdeelnemers beperk.

KLAS 1:Hoe om ysblokkiehouers vol te maak.Stap-vir-stap met 'n skyfievertoning.Maandae en Woensdae, 19:00 tot 21:00 vir vier weke.

KLAS 2:Die rol toiletpapier - Ruil hy homself om?Ronde tafel bespreking. Saterdae 12:00 tot 14:00 vir twee weke.

KLAS 3:Is dit moontlik om te urineer deur die sitplek op te lig en die vloer,mure en bad te vermy?Groepoefening. Saterdae 10:00 tot 12:00 vir twee weke.

KLAS 4:Fundamentele verskille tussen die wasgoedmandjie en die vloer. Metfoto-illustrasie en verklarende grafika.Saterdae 14:00 tot 16:00 vir drie weke.

KLAS 5:Aandete-skottelgoed - Kan hulle opstyg en self in die opwasbak beland?Video-voorbeelde ter illustrasie.Dinsdae en Donderdae van 19:00 tot 21:00 vir vier weke.

KLAS 6:Leer hoe om goed te vind deur op die regte plekke te kyk sonder om diehuis om te keer en te skree.Oop forum. Maandae 20:00 tot 22:00.

KLAS 7:Hoekom dit nie sleg vir jou gesondheid is as jy vir haar blomme koopnie.Grafika en klankkasette. Drie aande: Maandag, Woensdag, Vrydagvan 19:00 tot 21:00.

KLAS 8:Ware mans vra aanwysings as hulle verdwaal - Persoonlike getuienisse.Dinsdae om 18:00. Lokaal sal later aangewys word.

KLAS 9:Is dit geneties moontlik om stil te sit terwyl sy parallel parkeer?Bestuursimulasies. Saterdae 12:00 tot 14:00 vir vier weke.

KLAS 10:Hoe om die ideale Inkopie-gesel te wees. Ontspanningsoefeninge,meditasie en asemhalingsoefeninge.Ontmoet Dinsdae en Donderdae van 19:00 tot 21:00 vir vier weke.

KLAS 11:Hoe om serebrale atropofie teen te werk - Onthou verjaarsdae,huweliksherdenkings en ander belangrike datums.Sluit in hoe om te bel as jy laat is, Serebrale skokterapiesessies envolle lobotomiee in.Drie aande: Maandae, Woensdae en Vrydae van 19:00 tot 21:00 vir vierweke.

KLAS 12:Die stoof en oond - Wat dit is, waar dit is en hoe dit gebruik word.Praktiese demonstrasies. Dinsdae om 18:00. Lokaal sal later bepaal word.Diplomas sal aan die oorlewendes uitgedeel word

Ben Kane Forgotten Legion

Weereens een van my Lucky finds by die specials op die rakke van die boekwinkels! Die keer is dit oor die Romeine en die tyd van Ceasar - einde van die republiek. Hoewel nie elke punt histories korrek is - asof ons elk geval alles kan bewys - is die een van die beste in die genre van historiese fiksie wat oor die Romeine handel!

Defnitief goed genoeg om jou spanned an die lees te hou!

Pieter

Tyrant Christian Cameron

In my soeke na meer en meur outeurs wat in die Historiese Fiksie genre boeke skryf kom ek weereens toevallig op die boek af... Wel ek was in die Mall en was honger - alleen eet is nie lekker nie en ek koop toe maar vir my die eerste beste boek wat my oog vang - natuurlik op WHS Smith se SPECIAL reeks en neem dit saam met my middagete toe.

Dis in die tyd van Alexander en volg 'n groep bannelinge van Atene na hulle ontslaan is van Alexander se weermag. Hul stad se politiek het geswaai en hulle is uitgewerp omdat hulle deel was van die vorige politieke party se soldate wat vir Alexander van MAsedonie gan veg het. Die groep se soeke na 'n nuwe stad neem hul ver weg van Atene maar nader na Alexander, die keer is hulle die vyand...

Besig met die tweede boek en kan nie genoeg kry nie!
Boek 1: Tyrant
Boek 2: STorm of arrows

Nog een van daai klasieke 80's flieks!

Summer school is een van daai movies wat jy al vergeet het, jy't vergeet! Maar weereens lekker om te kyk en beskikbaar MAHALA op youtube! Hiers die link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO2-gfRyWo8&feature=PlayList&p=E16C40919A4B1285&index=0&playnext=1

Robin Williams oor Afrika...

Effe tong in die kies Afrika senario!

RAD een van my gunstelinge uit die 80s!

Dis een van daai flieks wat mens jare na soek en dan toevallig kry! Nie op dvd nie maar op youtube! BMX dae en die tipiese 80's musiek en jy het RAD!

Kleik op die link en dit sal jou na die eerste deel neem op youtube - die res is ook daar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eWLcoDRgvQ

Pieter

Pap en Wors!

EK kry die kiekkie onlangs by my skoonsus daar uit Australie!(Geen deeltekens te vinde op die Ingelse rekenaar nie! Iemand help?) Elk geval verby die speltekens en ek wat in elk geval nooit so goed kon spel nie en ons kyk na 'n produk wat uiters inoverent is of die top punt van luiheid!

Ek sal graag wil weet of die spulletjie dan nou werk en hoe mens die ding stook en skroei! As jy weet laat weet my!

Pieter

Eagle reeks deur Simon Scarrow!

So aan die einde van die reeks en ook met die nuutste uitgawe "Gladiator" kan ek die reeks aan almal anbeveel! As julle gehou het van die onlangse TV reeks Rome Season 1&2 dan is die reeks defrnitief iets om te lees! VAN DIE BEGIN AF - eerste boek en hulle opeenvolgend is die beste resep om die Twee hoofkarrakters se doen en late te volg! Simon Scarrow is een van daai lekker lees skrywers wat jou nie sal toelaat om die boek neer te sit voor jy dit klaar gelees het nie!

Pieter

Paar flieks wat ek gekyk het die laaste tyd

Wel

die meeste van die het ek op die vliegtuig terug na SA gekyk - BRUno en Night at the Museum was in Surrey Quayes se Odeon!

Die nuwe Fast and Furious is maar amper net so sleg soos die tweede een en ek kan nie glo dat hulle die films na die Tokio Drift een so verlaag het nie! 17 Again is die normale tiener soetsappige dinge en ek dink enige iemand wat van High School Musical hou sal van die fliek hou! Bruno an die ander kant is iets wat jy glad nie saam jou girl/die dominee of jou ma gan kyk nie! Daar is 'n defnitiewe rede vir die R18!

Night at the Museum 2 was een van daai lekker popcorn movies wat mens kyk en nie te veel inspanning of aandag verg nie! Dis nie baie beter of slegter as die eerste een nie, net meer van dieselfde!

Lekker fliek Pieter

Best Come Back Line Ever

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lasciviousbehaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking sessionwhen he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one aroundfor miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need.. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just bangingaway at this pumpkin.'Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? 'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Shit! Is it midnight already?' This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'

Nuwe A Team fliek

Ja ek kan dit bevestig daar is 'n nuwe A Team fliek an die kom! Ek kan skaar wag en die eerste foto's lek-lek van die stel af na die net!

Hoop almal sien uit na " I love it when a plan comes together!"
Pieter

Staan op vir jou regte!

Skiet om dood te skiet meen die man in beheer van die Pote ewe skielik daar in die land van Gangsters en politikuste!
Wat jy waar kry edelagbare? As die pote dit doen gan hulle tronk toe! Hoe kan julle dan ewe skielik so meen - wat van al die mense regte na die opstande en die freedom en al daai comrades wat dood is?

Julle is reg om te skiet om dood te skiet - ma wie gan die wette verander en wanneer gan hulle verander word? Hoekom is hulle in die eerste plek verander en gan dit net die pote wees wat mag skiet of gan Jan-alle-man weer begin terugskiet as die comrades deur sy venster klim of besig om sy vrou te verkrag?

Vra julle julself die vrae voor julle die uitlatings maak by nog 'n weduwee se huis en nog 'n polisieman se begrafnis - dink voordat julle praat, voordat julle belowe want voor julle weet skiet hulle dalk al die skelms(politikuste inkluis)

Gee my krag!
Pieter

Saterdag en ons is rustig!

Dis Saterdag oggend en ek is dood rustig - die gras moet gesny word maar ek sit en kyk DVD saam YUlandi en wonder wat die dag gan bring! Ons sien hopelik vir Naas en Ansonette later vanaand vir 'n movie! Wat maak almal?

Ek moes toe my woorde sluk oor die braaidag ding! Klink my dit het weer gebeur en met skaamte moet ek bieg dat ek nie deelgeneem het nie! Yulandi en Rose het darem hulle deel gedoen en saam ietsie oor die kole geskroei!

Hoop almal het 'n lekker Captain Morgan naweek!

PIETER

Wat het geword van Nasionale Braai dag?

Ek sien dis weer more een van daai onnoembare vakansie dae in SA? ERfenis/Jeu/Vroue-sommer-lekker-vakansie dag en die manne en vroue span bote in en haak die Caravans want so dag moet darem behoorlik benut word! Laas jaar die tyd was die natuurlik ook sommer amper braai dag...

Dink nie dit het te veel po gevat nie want ons dink mos elke dag is "BRAAI DAG!" Lag effe want ekt lanklaas gebraai en 'n stukkie steak oor my lippe klink vorentoe!

Wou net laat weet dat die mense daar by die huis moet hulle se dag geniet!

Ek het more ook half dag! Dis oop aand - die catch is net ek moet van 5-9 weer by die skool wees - so dis net half dag in my kop!

Pieter

Vakansie dinge

Die afgelope Augustus was ek en Yulandi mos SA toe gewees in ons skool vakansie - lekker! Dit is "somer" in Europa en ons het in die "winter" van Suid Afrika ingevlieg met groot verwagtinge van tan vir ons bleek Ingelse gelaatstrekke! So paar dae later en ons pak 'n reis aan saam met haar ouers om te gan blomme kyk in Namakwaland(spelling).

Daar is hiernatoe en daarnatoe alles opsoek na die blommetjies wat net soms hul gesiggies vir ons wil wys! Ons het die blomme gekry maar ook die sneeu wat die maand geval het! kan jy dit glo? Sneeu in SA! Die foto is met die aftog die berge uit by een van die brue wat oorspoel was - ek moes eers deurgan en dien of skoonpa se Jeep dit sou maak! My rooi tone wys hoe koud daai sneeu water was!

Pieter

Swem foontjie, SWEM!

Soos een van daai advertensies wat mens altyd in slow motion sien laat ek my foontjie in die dieptes van die toilet af val! Dit was glip uit my hempsak, plak op die toiletrant en plonk in die water in (Wat skoon was - wel nog nie gebruik nie) alles terwyl ek stadig NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE gil en verwoed agterna gryp...

Dit was vinniger as om Jacob Zuma se korrupsie uitspraak verby en my foon was skaars nat gewees maar o wee dit was verby vir arme, wonderlikke blikbrein! Hy gooi net boodskappe en skreeu vir my dat daar geen "sim kaart" in hom is nie! Ek skakel toe maar af - slide die skermpie na regs - sien dis alles touch screen(Voel skerm) en bel O2.

Die £400 foon is dank die Vader darem verseker en dis 'n paar minute en 'n paar details verder wat ek hoor my nuwe foon is weer oppad na my! Dankie tog!

Pieter

Kuier in die vierkant

Ja ek staan maak toe mos 'n draai in die vierkant die keer en staan seer sekerlik met my komende bles en pens uit tussen die studente...

Maar dis kuier en kaaspraat en ou vriende, nuwe vriende en meer drank! Soos ek daar sit en die mense scan met my oge sien ek deur die hekke om Chillies 'n haarstyl... Nie enige haarstyl nie maar een wat ek nog net op die net en TV gesien het = "Dis Verne!" skree ek en almal draai! Die LEGEND was daar en hier is my bewyse - my goeie vriend Bernard het homself gan vermaak en vir oom Vern gan vra vir 'n kiekkie!

Pieter

By die verkeerslig

Die keer wat ek in SA was het ek minder van die manne wat ruitwas gesien! Daar was egter by elke lig omtrent 'n miljoen bedelaars, kaggel-kakkie verkopers en mense wat sonder hoedjies in die son staan en doodbrand het!

Die video vandag van Luzelda is een van daai "advies stukkies" vir die volgende keer wat een van daai stompgat manne jou venster met 'n vuil-water coke bottel en 'n stoflap nader!

Pieter

South African Boereseun!

SOUTH AFRICAN BOERESEUN

A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar when his cellphone rings.He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole barannouncing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, 'We make 'em big back home folks. My boy's typically South African'. Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard.One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African Boertjie returns to the same bar. Barman says 'We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?' The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's. The barman is puzzledand concerned and asks 'What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the dayhe was born'. The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans and says: 'Had him circumcised boet (brother)'.

Augustus 2009 SA vakansie

Jip ons was weer in SA... weer vir 'n maand en weer te kort om alles en almal te sien! Die wat ek nie gesien het nie - ons sien mekaar hopelik weer volgende jaar!

Man was dit lekker gewees om weer net in ons ouer huise te wees, en weer deel te wees van die familie! Ek lag elke keer vrek lekker saam met julle!

Hoop julle het 'n lekker jaar en voor julle weet is ons weer daar!

Pieter

Aan die Blou Bul supporter wat dink ek voel nou soos 'n d@@s...

Hoop jy het die rugby Vrydag gekyk... Hmmm nee ek voel steeds nie soos 'n dwaas nie, nee ek het geensins op iemand anders se webwerf/blog of facebook profiel lelike woorde oor die wedstryd gaan skryf nie...

Eerder die boodskap an jou - almal wen en verloor en ek wardeur dat ons opgewonde raak oor ons spanne maar mens dis net 'n game! Ons het nie meer politiek om oor opgewonde te raak nie en nou is Rugby ons Alfa en Omega...

Ek doen dit egter tong in die kies en hoewel die spel deel van my lewe en werk is is en bly dit net dit - 'n deel, 'n game wat mense geniet!

Hou asb jou vuilbek en nou effe suur mond vir jouself/eie haat die haaie webwerf en bly van myne af - wie weet en van die dae verloor die Sharks weer en dan is ek ook kwaad!

Groetnis

Blou bul kommentaar

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Blou Bulle":

Jy voel nou seker soos 'n regte doos, want die bulle het alweer die super14 gewen!!! :) Aangesien meeste van die springbokke, bulle is, gaan die bulle tweede/derde span die currie cup wen!

Ons bloed is blou!

My kommentaar: Ek weet nie van jou nie maar ek het nog nooit soos 'n

d@@s gevoel nie... Sies man watter tipe mens is jy om so iets op iemand se Blog te gan skryf? Nog nooit het iemand van die WP of Vrystaat so iets hier geskryf nie. Jou karrakter soos die meeste van jou mede ondersteuners in "BLOU", blou soos is commen!

Pieter

Ekt Blogger op my iphone!

Ek vind nog uit hoe werk dit!

Mobile Blogging from here.

[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Wat is 'n Boer?

“Take a community of Dutchmen of the type of those who defended themselves for fifty years against all the power of Spain at a time when Spain was the greatest power in the world. Intermix with them a strain of those inflexible French Huguenots who gave up home and fortune and left their country for ever at the time of the revocation of the Edict of Nantes. The product must obviously be one of the most rugged, virile, unconquerable races ever seen upon earth. Take this formidable people and train them for seven generations in constant warfare against savage men and ferocious beasts, in circumstances under which no weakling could survive, place them so that they acquire exceptional skill with weapons and in horsemanship, give them a country which is eminently suited to the tactics of the huntsman, the marksman, and the rider. Then, finally, put a finer temper upon their military qualities by a dour fatalistic Old Testament religion and an ardent and consuming patriotism. Combine all these qualities and all these impulses in one individual, and you have the modern Boer — the most formidable antagonist who ever crossed the path of Imperial Britain.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Kuier in Fleet.

Ja die twee was die ...!

Wat ek by die werk moes doen!

Ja as julle dink dis net skoolhou wat ek anvang is julle verkeerd! Ons moes mos nou die dag voor skool al die paadjies om die geboue oopkam, skoffel en vee reg vir die arme kindertjies om nie te val nie!

'n Week later en daar is geen teken van die sneeu nie, nee dis mos maar net weer -2C vanoggend gewees toe ek werk toe jaag met die kar. Yulandi is in SA die komende week en ek's in Fanrborough want dis oueraand en net nie die moeite werd om eers uur te begin terug reis London toe nie!

Hoop dit gan goed

Pieter

Sneeu sneeu

Ja ons het weer sneeu gekry gisteraand! Ma ons is by die werk in die koue! Hoop vir meer sneeu vanaand!

Snow angels

Ja dit sneeu! Dis Woensdag en ek is vir die eerste keer by die werk! Wie kan kla met nog sneeu voorspel vir Donderdag? Lekker dag!
Pieter

Die Kas

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Fine timber details
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4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display)
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Halogen down lights
Mirror back with glass shelves provide max illumination of collectables from top to bottom.

To give indication of size of the Cabinet it previously held the following:
Rugby League World Cup
Rugby Union World Cup
International Rules Trophy
Tri Nations Trophy
Super-12 Trophy
Trans-Tasman Touch Football Trophy
Davis Cup
Hockey World Championship Trophy
and the
Bledisloe Cup.
2008-2009 SA / Aust Test
All these trophies are now overseas and the Cabinet is excess to requirements. To make an offer call R Stuart, R Ponting, S Mortlock or P. Fitzsimons who once commented "…the Australian Cabinet is groaning under the weight of all the trophies!" They can be contacted on: 1800-LOST-THE-LOT

Duitsers se ander kant...

Sondag sleep ek Yulandi weer fliek toe die keer vir die Tom Cruse oorlog film Valkarie. Baie mense hou nie van ou Tom nie maar ek dink die knaap is glad nie te sleg nie. Die film was uitstekend maar... net as jy geweet het waaroor dit gan en wie wie was! Die meeste dinge, mense en plekke het geen betekeins gehad vir die gewone fliek ganger nie en ek kon agterkom dat die trefkrag wat dit sou gehad het as dit nie die geval was nie verlore was.

Maar... as jy weet wie wie was en waar en wanneer en hoekom dinge daar an die gang was is die film defnitief iets om te gan sien. Selfs as jy net gan oplees en seker maak dat jy vertroud is met die deel van die geskiedenis sal dit baie help!

Hoop julle geniet dit net so baie soos ek!

Pieter

Woensdag gan kyk ek... role models

Nie regtig lus om by die huis te sit nie sleep ek Yulandi fliek toe en die gewone argument oor wat ons gan kyk lei tot haar voorstel "Role Models". Ek is eers nie lekker daarmee nie maar toe ek "Daai dude van American Pie" hoor flits dinge deur my kop van matriek dae en die immer legendariese American Pie!

Ons sit toe af fliek toe en is soos gewoonlik effe laat maar net betyds genoeg om die begin te sien! Ek kon nie ophou lag nie, laterhand het ek begin huil en ek lag steeds as ek daaran dink. Dis weereens een van daai slapstick komedies maar is erg op die fyn woordspel angewese! regtig iets om te sien as jy wil goed voel!

Pieter

Maandag en ons is an die spin!

Hey daar

Die is 'n foto van laas jaar se matriek voogte - die jaar is ons almal(amper) st6 voogte en dis maar swaar! Daar is weer briefies van ouers wat kla oor dinge en kinders wat laat is oorlat boetie nie sy hare vinnig geneog kon gel nie!

Ons was die naweek an die gang en het van die huis maats Saterdag Aardvark toe geneem! Lekker gekuier en gedans en besef ek is lekker onfiks maar lus vir skoffel soos in die ou tyd!

Dus gan ons almal die 31ste Januarie by Canada Water se sokkie wees! Die wat lus is moet kom draai maak - jy kan jou eie drank bring en dan is dit mos net "Gooi Mielies!"

Lekker dag

Pieter

Mistig

Vanoggend het Alex en Simon my by die stasie kom oplaai! Farnborough was amper die hele dag onder die mis kombers gewees!
Pieter

People shall share!

Hallo daar

Hoop dit gan goed met almal! Mens ons is mos ook weer goed an die gang maar ten minste is dit ook weer warmer! Dit was laasweek hier in Farnborough -14'C gewees! Dis kouer as leeukoud en ek weet nou wat dit is om layers an te trek! Die koue is hopelik gebreuk en ons kom effe-effe reg! Hoop dit gan goed met almal!

Pieter

When the Eagle Hunts deur Simon Scarrow

Soos die meeste reekse wat ek lees begin ek by 'n boek wat op n uitverkoping is en wie se buite blad goed lyk. So begin ek 'n paar maande terug een van die 'Eagle' reeks te lees. Ek is mal oor die reeks wat handel oor twee offisiere in die Romeinse legioene. Die betrokke boek handel oor die Britse veld tog. Ek is so 100 bladsye in maar soos al sy ander boeke is ek vasgevang in die karakters en milleu wat die skrywer opdis. Die boek word voorgeskryf as jy van historiese fiksie hou. So ver 4/5!
Pieter

Inkheart Cornelia Funke

Net toe ek nie meer kon dink wat ek 'nuut' op my Blog kan sit nie dink ek dat ek mos die boeke wat ek lees kan afneem en n post daarvan kan maak! Ek lees altyd 4 of 5 boeke ter selfde tyd. Hierdie is Inkheart, 'n fantasie verhaal oor iemand wat dinge letterlik 'uit boeke kan lees'. Eks so halfpad bl 399 en maak spoedig vordering. Dis effens langdradig vir 'n kinderboek ma die omslag beloof vele opwinding. Tot op hede is dit net n geploetter van een plek na die ander en dis met moeite dat ek anhou lees. So ver gee ek dit 'n 2/5 maar ek wag om 'hopelik' verras te word!
Lekker lees
Pieter

Sa vakansie en terug by die werk

Hey daar

Ja ons is terug in die land van koue na 'n verassings besoek vir my sussie se troue! En voor ek weet is twee weke by die huis verby en ek is terug in my klas en die eerste week van die kwartaal is om! Ek kan net verlang na die mense by die huis! Dit gan goed met my en die laaste sonbrand is uit my arms en ek sit en luister Klopjag se 24 op youtube!

Lekker dag

Pieter

Nog n oggend, nog 'n trein rit!

Ja en hier sit ek weer en wag dat die trein vertrek. Vandag is dit die 7.10 uit Waterloo, nie die 6.15 of 6.42 nie, nee vandag kry Alex my by die stasie en ek hoef nie die bus te vat of loop nie! Vanoggend was die eerste 'frost free' oggend in 3weke! O ja, ek darem die huis gemaak ma dit het 'n rukkie gevat! Dis donker soos ons uit London uit ry en ek weet dit ga so ook lyk as ek vanaand terug is!
Lekker dag + veilig reis!
Pieter (in die trein).

Agter ini bus!

Nadat ons saam met Simon+Lisa ga koffie drink het in die stad sukkel ons op die stadium om tuis te kom! Dit is koud en ons het n half uur gewag vir die bus! Die treine by ons huis werk nie en ons is op publieke transport angelee! Dus... Sit ek agter en Blog in die bus!
Pieter

Die ys smelt nie...

Hey da. Ja dis steeds -3 deur die dag en ons vrek van die koue! Die ys op die kanaal naby ons huis is al meer as n maand daar! Die mense gooi klippe op dit!
Lekker dag!
Pieter

Bestuur in SA

Terwyl ek da was het ek weer besef hoe anders dit is!

Terug in die uk + dit sneeu!

Hey da.
Eks weer tussen die Engelse+dit sneeu! Die vakansie was lekker!
Pieter

Die tube

Ja en hier kan jul nou n movie clip sien van wat ek elke dag moet deurgan. Ek sal more die trein afneem wat overland gan! Lekker dag.
Pieter